Results
The results, which are not statistically valid, are as follows:
- Tony Blair
- Jordan
- Margaret Thatcher
- Jade Goody
- Martin Bashir
- Gareth Gates
- Alex Ferguson
- H from Steps
- Geri Halliwell
- Elizabeth II
- Liam Gallagher
- Chris Evans
- Victoria Beckham
- Rik Waller
- Anthea Turner
- Bernard Manning
- Robbie Williams
- Peter Stringfellow
- Neil and Christine Hamilton
- Jim Davidson
- Charlotte Church
- Darren Day
- Lady Victoria Hervey
- Prince Charles
- Anne Robinson
- Edwina Currie
- Chris Moyles
- Jamie Oliver
- Cliff Richard
- Max Clifford
- The 3AM Girls
- Naomi Campbell
- Simon Cowell
- Sara Cox
- Harry Potter - who appears on this list despite being a fictional character and therefore not strictly eligible for inclusion
- Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
- James Hewitt
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Catherine Zeta Jones
- Prince Edward
- Tracy Emin
- Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen
- Mick Hucknall
- Michael Winner
- Pete Waterman
- Prince Naseem Hamed
- Ainsley Harriot
- Trinny and Susannah
- Peter Mandelson
- Ken Livingstone
- Darius Danesh
- Amanda Holden
- Zoë Ball
- Martine McCutcheon
- Elton John
- Ant and Dec
- Alastair Campbell
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Byers and Moore
- Richard Madeley
- Vinnie Jones
- Alan Titchmarch
- Countess of Wessex
- Chris Tarrant
- Ben Elton
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Jeremy Spake
- Carol Vorderman
- David Dickinson
- Frank Skinner
- Paul Burrell
- Tom Jones
- Sarah Ferguson
- Carol Smillie
- Liz Hurley
- Princess Anne
- Guy Ritchie
- Delia Smith
- Jonny Vaughn
- Peter Tatchell
- Sting
- Gordon Ramsay
- Mick Jagger
- Damien Hirst
- Julie Burchill
- Richard Branson
- John Prescott
- Judith Chalmers
- Cherie Blair
- Nigella Lawson
- David Beckham
- Will Young
- Vanessa Feltz
- Ann Widdecombe
- Davina McCall
- Chris Eubank
- Lord Irvine
- Craig David
- Iain Duncan Smith
- Atomic Kitten - actually a band, not a person