Two fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby (Damon and Affleck), attempt to return to heaven by taking advantage of a blanket amnesty declared by a Cardinal (Carlin) in New Jersey in celebration of the anniversary of his church. Since this would prove God incorrect when He declared that they would never return to Heaven, this will inadvertently threaten the existence of all creation, ending the world. Metatron (Rickman), the Voice of God, gives The Virgin Mary's last surviving descendant, the Last Scion (Fiorentino) the job of stopping them. She is aided by Rufus, the 13th apostle (Rock), who was left out of the Bible because he was black; Serendipity (Hayek), a muse; and prophets Jay and Silent Bob.
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