Glen Quagmire

Glen Quagmire Character from Fox's Family Guy cartoon. Quite probably the most perverted character ever to make it onto network television. Concerning Quagmire, date rape was a recurring theme.

Despite the show's cancellation, he has developed a cult following.

Quotes

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through.

Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?

So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

Face it Peter, you're an easy mark. You couldn't be more of a sucker if you were wrapped in plastic with a stick coming out of your ass.

HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN... well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass.

Let's blow this sausage fest and hit the international house of tail.

Hey, Pedro, we're heading down to The Drunken Clam for a couple of beers, and I'm gonna shake the lady tree and see what falls out.

Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I

Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?

Hey baby, you're parked, right? Because you got fine written all over you.

If I could rearrange the dictionary I'd put U and I together

Hey Peter, Lois, whoa..... You guys got a towel?

(On answering the door almost naked) Hey, sorry Lois. I didn't mean to point

(On finding a cheerleader tied up in the mens' bathroom) Dear Diary.. Jackpot!
Hey everybody, I was just jerk....ed out of a deep sleep.